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Lampard Back in Blue...🤡
Lampard returning to the Blues as interim caretaker, Ceferin in for third UEFA term, Beckham upping the Messi sweepstakes, Lukaku chants condemned, Players head bloodied by fan thrown object, an FA Barbie gaffe, Newcastle excelling on and off the pitch, Premier League agents are banking, Real Madrid thrashed Barcelona, and some meme brace shithousery as usual to top us off!
Monster Money Messing With Messi
Messi offered monster money by the Saudis, Mitrovic handed 8-game ban, Switzerland named host of 2025 Women's Euros, Galtier hanging on by a thread, NWSL expanding into Bay Area, Arsenal planning for Arteta to leave, Premier League discussing betting logo ban, and the UEFA president doesn’t understand the handball rule.
Welcome Back To Earth Man U Fans
Barcelona working with advertisers on funds to bring Messi back, Potter already turning down new jobs, Napoli ultras brawl with each other, Newcastle owners poke fun at United, Neymar’s gotta go, and NASA confirms that all Man United fans have made it back to earth safely.
Graham Potter Just A Muggle After All
The end of an error for Chelsea, Rodgers out at Leicester, UEFA basically blackmailing Juventus, Rock legend tells Kompany to avoid Tottenham, Barca hit back at UEFA, Everton on brink of collapse, French FA not keen on fast breaks during matches, ten Hag getting a bag, Wrexham still losing money despite Hollywood stars investment, and a Moroccan soccer players car flies through a building.
I Woke Up in a New Bugatti
Sky high ticket prices for Arsenals final game, the winners and losers from the USA and Englands international breaks, Premier League rejects deal with Netflix, DAZN bidding for EFL games, Ronaldo mobbed getting into his super rare Bugatti, and club football is back this weekend...🙌
Snorting Coke on The Pitch
Chelsea’s former owner was secretly bankrolling another team, a couple Premier League legends enter the HOF, FIFA talking to WWC teams about rainbow armband ban, more shit hits the fan at Tottenham, Harland in trouble with the cops, another American businessman buying and English team, and some players snorting coke on the pitch.
Don't Go Into the Kitchen Wearing a Tottenham Kit
Russia finding loopholes to keep playing football, Man United bidder may have to sell his other team, Premier League still mum on Newcastle probe, Zidane holding out for a third stint at Madrid, Man United have board approval to pursue Kane, Liverpool go all in for Bellingham, Tuchel looking to raid his old team, and a Rangers and Celtic match ended with headbutting.
Haaland Set To Get A Bigger Bag
Another big coaching change, Man City want to pay Haaland the big bucks, US Soccer taking their time, Napoli to offer Spalletti new contract, Kane could stay, Everton’s in trouble, another US-based fund eyes a team takeover, Argentina honor Messi, and goalkeepers can't taunt PK takers any more...lame!
Ronaldo's a Better Man Now
The Euro 2024 qualifiers kick off, Napoli might be in trouble, UEFA could exclude Barcelona from Champions League, Ronaldo says he’s a better man now, Improved offers for Man United submitted, Premier League players will be allowed to break fast during games, and Guardiola’s ideas are taking over football.
Show Animals
Mbappe named French captain, Mourinho is a ‘show animal’, Usain Bolt thinks Man United are back, a quarter of PL managers have managed the same team, Mitrovic is in big trouble, Haaland hurt, Toney could cost Brentford big money, Messi mobbed again, and maybe Barcelona didn’t pay any refs after all.