Welcome Back To Earth Man U Fans

Good Morning,

Barcelona working with advertisers on funds to bring Messi back, Potter already turning down new jobs, Napoli ultras brawl with each other, Newcastle owners poke fun at United, Neymar’s gotta go, and NASA confirms that all Man United fans have made it back to earth safely.

Let’s get on with it.

Table Tops

Fixtures We’re Watching

• Chelsea v Liverpool

• Bournemouth v Brighton

• Leeds v Nottm Forest

• Leicester v Aston Villa

• Juventus v Inter

• Athletic Club v Osasuna

• Frankfurt v Union Berlin

• Bayern Munich v Freiburg

Full schedule + where to watch

Starting Lineup

• Barcelona demand resignation of La Liga President Javier Tebas (FE)

• Graham Potter turns down talks over succeeding Brendan Rodgers at Leicester (FM)

• Lionel Messi will not accept PSG pay cut (FE)

• Shock for potential new Man United owners as £200m+ credit debt must be repaid by June (CO)

• Boehly has to find a new star for latest episode of Chelsea sitcom (TG)

• EFL names Sky Sports as preferred bidder for UK rights (WST)

• Neymar sale key in Zinedine Zidane’s PSG links (FE)

• West Ham target shock move for Italy national team coach, Mancini, who wants £8m per season (CO)

Transfer Rumors

• Arsenal expected to be frontrunners as they line up transfer move for Premier League attacker, Calvert-Lewin (CO)

• Eintracht Frankfurt fight Serie A sides for Italy striker Retegui (FI)

• PSG looking to loan out El Chadaille Bitshiabu next season (GFFN)

• Leeds looking to address goal scoring issue this summer by signing 19 goal star, Vangelis Pavlidis (CO)

• Chelsea strike deal to sign Independiente del Valle wonderkid Kendry Paez (FM)

• Lazio want Napoli’s Zielinski to replace Milinkovic-Savic (FI)

• Jose Mourinho monitoring situation of Chelsea star, Loftus-Cheek, ahead of potential move (CO)

• Werder Bremen set price on Torino target Fullkrug (FI)

• €30m-rated La Liga starlet, Kang-in Lee, to leave this summer amid Premier League interest (FE)

• Liverpool and Leeds monitoring Birmingham and England U19 star George Hall (DM)

Data Based

• The mindblowing total cost of Graham Potter’s six-month stint at Chelsea (PF)

• Line-Breaking Midfielders In The Premier League (SB)

• Robert Lewandowski statistics prove him the most decisive player in La Liga (FE)

Offsides

• FA condemns 'highly offensive' fan songs after Man City apologised for a tragedy chant (DM)

• Video: Napoli ultras brawl with each other during Milan match (FI)

• Wolves fined £57,500 for Leeds protests (BBC)

On The Ball

• Barcelona negotiating with sponsors to raise funds for Lionel Messi return (FE)

• FS1 and FS2 lose more than 1 million subscribers combined (WST)

• Inter record double digit losses in Serie A for the fifth time in ten seasons (FI)

Fantasyland

Throw Ins

• Americans Abroad Weekend Rewind: Weah, Brooks, and more (SBI)

• 2023 Women's World Cup Nike kits rated: USWNT, England, more (ESPN)

• Newcastle owners poke fun at Manchester United on Twitter following win over rivals (CO)

• Insane Leeds United 23-24 Third Kit Leaked? (FH)

Injury Time

• Osimhen: ‘I will be there for Napoli against Milan’ in Champions League clash (FI)

• Monaco’s Krépin Diatta sustains knee injury (GFFN)

Rankings

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