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Tupac Blues 🔫 💙
Man United secure Champions League football, Another top coach spurns Spurs, Barcelona drop ticket prices for next season, Zidane turns down €150m from the Saudis, USMNT expected to name new coach by end of summer, Real Madrid accused of ulterior motives with racial abuse, Wrexham gets a stadium sponsor, and Tupac might still be alive if Chelsea’s players were the shooters.
Dusty Lamborghinis 🏎️ 😶🌫️
Inter win Coppa Italia, Premier League to open transfer window early, LaLiga president kind of apologizes to Vini Jr, Chelsea owner to take a step back next year, Barcelona gets some key contracts registered, Haaland at the top of the Premier League record books again, Mourinho retains his goals conceded record, and a couple dusty Lamborghinis stuck in the rubble.
Learning Chinese 🗣️🇨🇳
Arsenal get Champions League boost from Juventus point deduction, Ronaldo already wants to leave Al Nassr, PSG owners looking at stake in Santos, LaLiga want more power to sanction abusive fans, Brazil turns lights off at an inconic landmark in support of Vini Jr, Leeds owner may bring in Qatari stakeholder for Sampdoria takeover, more upheavel at Chelsea, and Jack Grealish learns Chinese.
Birthday Celebrations 🎂 😉
Juventus docked 10 points, Newcastle secures Champions League spot, Everton owner signs exclusivity agreement, Spanish FA president admits country has serious racism problem, FIFA urges a three-step process, Southampton chief resigns, Brighton’s owner to bonus 1000+ staff, Messi’s economic impact, and LaLiga’s new logo.
They Wore Black to Their Own Funeral 😵
Man City are Premier League champions once again, Dutch FA prepare to investigate former Chelsea owner, UEFA mulling European ban for some West Ham players, Nagelsmann back in the mix for Tottenham, Brighton’s well calculated rise continues, A fan stampede in El Salvador kills 12 people, Barcelona have a new big money sleeve sponsor, and Pep shows us what happened to Arsenal in the title race.
Trophy or Chicken Wing 🏆️ 🍗
FIFA unveils the 2026 World Cup logo, Klopp gets banned, Everton could be sold next week, MLS awards next franchise to San Diego, FA want Toney’s ban to be worldwide, Premier League nominees for player of the season, Man City appeals charges, and is it a trophy or a chick wing?
Eyebrows Raised 🤨
Man City thrash Real Madrid to set up UCL final against Inter, Mateu Alemany to stay at Barcelona, Toney suspended 8 months for betting, Top Portuguese clubs suspected of transfer malpractice, Chelsea’s owners ‘close’ to buying stake in French club Strasbourg, Sheikh Jassim could move for Spurs if Man United bid fails, and the Pep in Man City’s step left eyebrows raised across the sport.
Pep in Their Step 🕺
Inter are through to the UCL final, Man City and Madrid battle it out for the final spot, Sheikh Jassim submits final take it or leave it bid for Man United, Balogun picks USMNT, women’s football is going ham, Brilliant Brighton, and Man City’s tactics have some Pep in their step.
Same But Different 🏆️ ❌
Inter and Milan face off in the second leg of their UCL semi-final, PFA seeks advice on how players can legally protect themselves during pitch invasions, VAR audio gets played and explained, Stats from Barcelona’s superb LaLiga season, and Arsenal and Chelsea are the same but different.
Bottle Service Table 2 🍾
Barcelona win LaLiga, Feyenoord win Dutch title, Southampton relegated, Chelsea finally ends manager saga, U.S. summer tours galore, pitch invaders shoving coaches, abandoned matches, player death threats, Messi gets booed, Haaland uses his secret weapon again, and Arsenal orders bottle service for the table.
Pogba Lives 🙌 👻
Details of PSG’s private agreement with Messi to lift suspension revealed, Agents fail in bid to stop new FIFA regulations, Chelsea to freeze some ticket prices, UEFA holding informal talks about moving Champions League final, NYCFC unveils new planned stadium, Ticket chaos expected for Sunday’s women’s FA Cup final at Wembley, Barcelona fans banned from wearing club colors this weekend, Aguero being investigated, and Pogba is alive!
Ibracadabra a New Ferrari 🪄🏎️
Glazers reported to have selected a preferred bidder for Man United, US Soccer appoints former player as sporting director, EA Sports FC ‘24 release window confirmed, Juventus hearing set for May 22nd and could still face punishment this season, Multiple American investment funds looking at minority stake in PSG, The great Premier League goal explosion, Ligue 1 hires US agency to promote appeal, Why Inter split from Milan, and Ibra swaps Ferrari’s.