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Russia finding loopholes to keep playing football, Man United bidder may have to sell his other team, Premier League still mum on Newcastle probe, Zidane holding out for a third stint at Madrid, Man United have board approval to pursue Kane, Liverpool go all in for Bellingham, Tuchel looking to raid his old team, and a Rangers and Celtic match ended with headbutting.
Good Morning,
Russia finding loopholes to keep playing football, Man United bidder may have to sell his other team, Premier League still mum on Newcastle probe, Zidane holding out for a third stint at Madrid, Man United have board approval to pursue Kane, Liverpool go all in for Bellingham, Tuchel looking to raid his old team, and a Rangers and Celtic match ended with headbutting.
Let’s get on with it.
Table Tops
Fixtures We’re Watching
Barcelona (W) v Roma (W)
Arsenal Women (W) v Bayern Munich (W)
Starting Lineup
Russia are playing football again despite FIFA suspension. How? Because of sports, politics connections (ESPN)
Borussia Dortmund latest team to join summer US seven-a-side tournament (TA)
Source: Man United bidder Ratcliffe may have to sell Nice (ESPN)
Spanish Players Association ask for President of RFEF to be removed from his position (FE)
Premier League still offers no comment on whether Newcastle face investigation (TG)
Zinedine Zidane “holding out for Real Madrid return” despite Paris Saint-Germain interest (FE)
Further expansion of football's top competitions is questionable given environmental concerns, says senior ECA figure (BBC)
Transfer Rumors
Manchester United board approve £80m bid to sign Harry Kane from Tottenham (MN)
Agent claims Liverpool have submitted massive bid for Jude Bellingham (CO)
Turkish giants hoping to lure Eden Hazard away from Real Madrid this summer (FE)
Napoli target Atalanta’s Koopmeiners with Zielinski’s future uncertain (FI)
Tottenham determined to sign World Cup star during the summer window (CO)
Bundesliga clubs target departing Lorient midfielder Enzo Le Fée (GFFN)
PSG monitoring Benfica’s Cher Ndour (GFFN)
Thomas Tuchel wants one of his Chelsea favourites to join him at Bayern Munich (CO)
Dumfries changes agents ahead of likely Inter departure (FI)
Data Based
Offsides
On The Ball
Fantasyland
Most transferred in players for #FPL Double Gameweek 29 👇
🔵 Mitoma - 199,762
⚫️ Isak - 162,764
🔵 March - 138,985
🔴 Fernandes - 123,049
🔴 Shaw - 117,255— Fantasy Premier League (@OfficialFPL)
8:24 PM • Mar 28, 2023
Throw Ins
Injury Time
Andre Ayew suffers freak knee injury without even playing on international duty in blow for Nottingham Forest (SUN)
Key Liverpool star, Alcantara, to miss Man City clash as fitness issue continues beyond initial timeframe (CO)
Leeds United midfielder, Tyler Adams, has surgery on hamstring injury (BBC)
Marseille’s Azzedine Ounahi injured on international duty (GFFN)
Inter concerned after Bosnia announce Dzeko injury (FI)
Meme Brace
I went to the kitchen wearing a Tottenham kit and now I can't lift any cup
— The Football Feel (@TheFootballFeel)
2:56 PM • Mar 28, 2023
Julian Nagelsmann, 2nd in the League: GONE!
Antonio Conte, 4th in the League: GONE!
Graham Potter, 10th in the League: TRUST THE PROCESS.
— The Football Feel (@TheFootballFeel)
11:43 AM • Mar 28, 2023
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