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Bag of Rice 👜 🍚
Real Madrid unhappy with Mbappe, Mourinho loses appeal for touchline ban, Luton Town gets an exemption from the Premier League, Barcelona gets provisional place in Champions League, Mbappe transfer saga creating tension in PSG camp while on tour, World Cup 2026 visa issues to be addressed by a President Biden task force, and a bag of rice looks like Richarlisons hair.
Hold My Beer 🤙 🍺
Mbappe refuses to hold talks with Al-Hilal, Paris mayor criticizes PSG, Tottenham owner pleads not guilty to insider trading charges, Newcastle chairman and PIF COO resign from takeover company, FA to recruit and retain 1k diverse referees, FIGC to treat British and Swiss players as EU citizens for squad registration, and Messi says hold my beer.
Playground Rapper 🎤 🛝
Messi stars again in first Inter Miami start, Tottenham owner indicted for insider trading, FIFA boss hails WWC success, UEFA confirm Osasuna participation in Europe, Mbappe’s family ready for him to accept Saudi offer, World Cup 2026 organizers want Champions League games in USA, FA pledges to discuss proposed changes with fan groups, Australian Indigenous players slam WWC funding, and Erling Haaland’s former life as a playground rapper.
Giannis = Mbappe ⚽️ 🏀
Al Hilal makes world record bid for Mbappe, Premier League chief says he’s not worried about Saudi league, FIFA intervene in WWC press conference, Football agents fail to fight back against new FIFA rules, Shaka Hislop speaks out after fainting live on air, and Giannis will gladly fill in for Mbappe at Al Hilal.
Buenos Nachos, Goat 🐐 🤗
Messi’s magical Miami movie-like debut, Mbappe dropped from PSG tour and put up for sale, French player’s union set to intervene, Mexico’s Liga MX Feminil’s impact at WWC, Man City legend David Silva retiring, Ronaldo is the Instagram king, the futuristic tech powering the WWC, and a goat hug with a side of nachos.
Puerto Rican Whore 💄 🤡
New Zealand win WWC opener and claim their first World Cup win ever, Bruno Fernandes named Man United Captain, Fulham’s Marco Silva likely to be first active Premier League manager to move to Saudi Arabia, Barcelona legend Samuel Eto’o accused of match-fixing, transfer news galore, and a Puerto Rican whore.
€100M Pet 💰️ 🐶
The Women’s World Cup kicks off, A deadly shooting occurs in Auckland hours beforehand, The Glazers could pull the plug on the sale of Man United, Former Barcelona president suspected of diverting funds for personal use, Chelsea’s buying land around Stamford Bridge, FIFA failed to capitalize on WWC broadcasting rights, and a €100m dollar pet.
Onana's Fear 😨 🙅♂️
Barcelona sanctioned by UEFA, Napoli President calls for CONI President to step down, Australia Women call out FIFA over prize money, Kylian Mbappe returns to PSG training, Sheffield United looking for buyers, Roc Nation may abandon Lukaku after latest transfer twist, MLS clubs may install grass for Messi, and the player Man United’s new keeper Onana fears most.
Ticket to Barbie Please 🎟️ 💅
Messi officially signs with Inter Miami, UEFA fines Man United, Barcelona for FFP breaches, Milan, Roma, Inter all meet FFP obligations, Juventus abandons Super League, VAR alteration could alter top clubs destinies, Two Premier League matches already postponed, MLS commissioner says team valuations will top $1B next year, and one ticket for Barbie please!
Worse Than Heartbreak 💔 🫤
MLS owners frustrated over being kept in dark about Messi deal, Lyon appeal DNCG decision on restricting transfers, FIFA gives away 20,000 tickets to WWC, FFP issues could hurt Newcastle plans, Barnsley face points deductions and fines, Prisma Juventus investigation takes step forward, FIFA caught in sexism row, and what’s worse than heartbreak?
Summer of Chairs 🪑🤣
Barcelona avoid punishment for Negreira case, Al-Nassr banned by FIFA from signing players, USL to vote on promotion/relegation, Real Madrid asked to explain major expenses, Pro golfers join Leeds United ownership group, Ronaldo invests in an online luxury watch marketplace, How much teams earn from shirt sales, and chairs are having a massive summer.