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Man United secure Champions League football, Another top coach spurns Spurs, Barcelona drop ticket prices for next season, Zidane turns down €150m from the Saudis, USMNT expected to name new coach by end of summer, Real Madrid accused of ulterior motives with racial abuse, Wrexham gets a stadium sponsor, and Tupac might still be alive if Chelsea’s players were the shooters.
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Man United secure Champions League football, Another top coach spurns Spurs, Barcelona drop ticket prices for next season, Zidane turns down €150m from the Saudis, USMNT expected to name new coach by end of summer, Real Madrid accused of ulterior motives with racial abuse, Wrexham gets a stadium sponsor, and Tupac might still be alive if Chelsea’s players were the shooters.
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Table Tops

Fixtures We’re Watching
Starting Lineup
Man Utd secure Champions League football with comfortable win over Chelsea (FM)
Barcelona announce major reduction in season ticket prices for next season’s switch to Montjuic (FE)
USSF aims to hire USMNT coach by summer's end (90MIN)
Real Madrid accused of taking advantage of racial abuse to tarnish La Liga’s image (FE)
Transfer Rumors
Manchester United to start working on deal to sign Harry Kane (CO)
PSG agree to personal terms with Manuel Ugarte & Lucas Hernandez (FM)
Liverpool to move for Bayern Munich defender, Benjamin Pavard (CO)
AC Milan make offer to sign Georges Mikautadze from Metz (FLW)
Fulham and Bournemouth open negotiations with Lyon’s Romain Faivre (GFFN)
Bayern Munich want to sign Julian Alvarez and Adrien Rabiot this summer (DM)
Real Sociedad interested in three Barcelona players as part of possible swap deal for Martin Zubimendi (FE)
Rennes target Nottingham Forest’s Serge Aurier (GFFN)
Brighton make 4-year contract offer for Benfica forward LuÃs Semedo (SW)
Arsenal and Tottenham set to battle it out for Bayer Leverkusen defender, Edmond Tapsoba (CO)
Niclas Füllkrug could yet remain at Werder Bremen (GGFN)
Data Based
30/20 - Marcus Rashford is the first @ManUtd player to score 30 goals in a season (all competitions) since Robin van Persie in 2012-13, and the first to net 20 at Old Trafford since Wayne Rooney in 2009-10. Prolific. #MUNCHE
— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe)
8:45 PM • May 25, 2023
Offsides
Cadiz’s Ivan Alejo caught biting Villarreal defender Aissa Mandi (FE)
Hooded thugs 'assault Justin Kluivert's partner and steal £160,000 in jewelry and watches' (DM)
Gillingham charged by FA over racist and sexist crowd abuse (BBC)
Premier League star struggled in games after being stalked by Orla Melissa Sloan who falsely claimed to be pregnant (SUN)
On The Ball
49ers could help out with Radrizzani plans at Sampdoria – Leeds owner trying to seal deal ‘by tomorrow morning’ (SW)
Wolves owners Fosun Sports Group seeking new investment as they look to stay competitive (DM)
AS Monaco promise to push Web3 digital boundaries with Rarecubes hook-up (IWF)
Wrexham announce first-ever stadium sponsor, renamed SToK Racecourse (ESPN)
FC Köln to receive bonus if Borussia Dortmund win the Bundesliga (GGFN)
Coaches Box
Arne Slot rules himself out of Tottenham job, vows Feyenoord stay (ESPN)
Zinedine Zidane turns down €150m offer to manage Al Nassr (FE)
Brighton’s De Zerbi turns down Napoli approach – ‘Not interested, at least for now’ (SW)
PSV monitoring Blackburn boss Jon Dahl Tomasson after van Nistelrooy exit (FLW)
Ronny Deila leaves Standard Liege and signs three-year deal with Club Brugge (GFNB)
Throw Ins
The LaLiga relegation battle with two games to go – fixtures, needs and narratives (FE)
Roberto Firmino generously prepared 200 gift boxes for friends and staff as he says farewell (DM)
If football cannot deliver change then its drive to tackle racism has no credibility (TG)
The top-selling jerseys in Major league Soccer (MLS)
Injury Time
Real Sociedad veteran David Silva ruled out for rest of the season as Champions League goal nears (FE)
Man United star Antony is a doubt for FA Cup final after being stretchered off against Chelsea (CO)
Eric Dier to miss Tottenham’s final game of the season after undergoing surgery (MS)
Gory Karim Benzema foot injury revealed after Rayo Vallecano win (FE)
Chelsea loanee Malang Sarr undergoes surgery, won’t play for Monaco again (GFFN)
Rankings
Meme Brace
Chelsea fans after every game
— Soccer Memes (@SoccerMemes)
8:39 PM • May 25, 2023
Tupac if Mudryk or Havertz were the shooter
— Troll Football (@TrollFootball)
9:03 PM • May 25, 2023
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