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FA wants gambling companies to stop allowing yellow card bets, FIFA suspends Rubiales, Agents demand more time from FA to respond to new FIFA regulations, Premier League gets viewership scare from MLS, Brighton ban player selfies and autographs, Rules of football under review after unknown Swedish club find loophole in offside law, and Barcelona as a car.
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FA wants gambling companies to stop allowing yellow card bets, FIFA suspends Rubiales, Agents demand more time from FA to respond to new FIFA regulations, Premier League gets viewership scare from MLS, Brighton ban player selfies and autographs, Rules of football under review after unknown Swedish club find loophole in offside law, and Barcelona as a car.
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FA wants gambling companies to stop allowing yellow card bets (DM)
FIFA suspends Rubiales from football after unsolicited kiss (ESPN)
Association of Football Agents demand more time from FA to respond to new FIFA regulations (TA)
Premier League gets viewership scare from MLS as Lionel Messi effect made clear (MN)
Brighton & Hove Albion ban player selfies and autographs (BBC)
Rules of football under review after unknown Swedish club find loophole in offside law (SUN)
Transfer News, Links, & Rumors 📰 🔗 👂️
PSG intend to close Randal Kolo Muani deal by Tuesday (GFFN)
Manchester United looking at Chelsea’s Cucurella and Tottenham’s Reguilon to solve left-back issues (MS)
Felix has Saudi backup plan in case Barca move doesn't happen (WST)
Lazio agree deal for Marseille midfielder Guendouzi (FI)
West Ham complete Mohammed Kudus signing from Ajax (TA)
Al-Ettifaq showing interest in PSG’s Georginio Wijnaldum (GFFN)
Milan agree Ballo-Toure sale with Antwerp but Werder complicate deal (FI)
Spurs targeting late move for Forest forward Johnson (SKY)
Celta Vigo set to sign Utrecht striker Tasos Douvikas for €12m (GDFN)
West Ham reopen talks to sign Harry Maguire and willing to help Manchester United with pay-off (MS)
Napoli pressing to sign Fiorentina’s Sofyan Amrabat (GIFN)
Southampton’s Nathan Tella joins Bayer Leverkusen for £20m (GGFN)
Chelsea’s Romelu Lukaku nearing AS Roma loan move (GFFN)
Ajax initiate talks with Atlanta United for Thiago Almada (90MIN)
Aston Villa midfielder Coutinho set for transfer move to Qatar (CO)
Crystal Palace want to sign Eden Hazard (SN)
On The Ball 💼
Data Based 📊
MLS debut ✅
Debut goal ✅Lionel Messi continued his stunning start to life in Miami after scoring on his MLS debut.
But what MLS records could he break this season?
— Opta Analyst (@OptaAnalyst)
12:36 PM • Aug 27, 2023
Jude Bellingham is on fire, with the English midfielder scoring his fourth goal in three games to help #RealMadrid overcome Celta Vigo last night. ⚽️
His 2023/24 touch map shows how far forward the ex-Dortmund man has been utilised so far this term in Real's diamond. 💎
— Total Football Analysis (@TotalAnalysis)
4:00 PM • Aug 26, 2023
Coaches Box 🏟️
Throw Ins ⚽️
Offsides 👀
Pitch invader jumps on Erling Haaland and kisses him before being dragged off by security (CO)
Incredible moment teen Socceroos star is saved from death by quick-thinking referee when he stopped breathing during match (DM)
Gillingham players hurt as car takes out brick wall in high-speed smash (CO)
Journalist thrown off air after racist insult towards Lukaku (FI)
Fans in stitches at 6ft 7in Crouch holding umbrella for 5ft 9in Cole on TNT Sports as he ‘knew it would rain first’ (SUN)
Injury Time 🤕
Fantasyland 🔮
* GW 3 Stats [Final Results]! #FPL
- Average Results! 📍
- Average Points By Chip Played! 📊
- Players Statistics! 🔥
- Offensive & Defensive Teams! ⚽️ http— FPL Status (@FPLStatus)
5:42 PM • Aug 27, 2023
Rankings 🏆️
Meme Brace 🤣
How it started How it ended
— Troll Football (@TrollFootball)
5:40 PM • Aug 27, 2023
FC Barcelona as a car:
— Troll Football (@TrollFootball)
5:09 PM • Aug 27, 2023
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