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Real Madrid face Man City in first leg of Champions League semis, Lyon president steps down after 36 years, Messi’s suspension lifted, Premier League to make VAR audio available, Marsch and Armas strong candidates for USMNT job, Sampdoria and Leeds have relegation plans, PSG interested in Mourinho, Sunderland leap frogs Millwall on dramatic final day, and the owner of Crystal Palace and Botafogo got impersonated on social media as a sugar daddy in a crypto scam.
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Real Madrid face Man City in first leg of Champions League semis, Lyon president steps down after 36 years, Messi’s suspension lifted, Premier League to make VAR audio available, Marsch and Armas strong candidates for USMNT job, Sampdoria and Leeds have relegation plans, PSG interested in Mourinho, Sunderland leap frogs Millwall on dramatic final day, and the owner of Crystal Palace and Botafogo got impersonated on social media as a sugar daddy in a crypto scam.
Let’s get on with it.
Table Tops

Fixtures We’re Watching
Starting Lineup
Jean-Michel Aulas steps down after 36 years as Lyon president (DM)
PSG’s Lionel Messi will be available to face Ajaccio after suspension is lifted early (GFFN)
Premier League to play VAR audio for first time in post-game reports (ESPN)
Juventus appeal motivation suggests lower points penalty (FI)
Lionel Messi & Argentina World Cup team win Laureus awards (BBC)
Barcelona hoping to shift Jordi Cruyff into new role with Deco taking over recruitment duties (FE)
Met Police and FA are concerned for fan safety if West Ham move to Europa Conference League final (DM)
Al-Hilal to try audacious offer for Lionel Messi which would also see current and former teammates join with him (CO)
Sampdoria relegated from Serie A with 4 to play (ESPN)
Marsch and Armas strong candidates for USMNT job (WST)
Transfer Rumors
Newcastle interested in Fenerbache's Arda Guler, once dubbed the 'Turkish Lionel Messi' (DM)
Manchester United to compete with Tottenham for 30-year-old Ligue 1 star (CO)
Arsenal favourites to sign Bundesliga winger Moussa Diaby as Newcastle pull out of race (CO)
Juventus target Mason Greenwood loan move (WST)
Rayo Vallecano secure renewal of Isi Palazon on new long-term deal (FE)
Maghnes Akliouche extends Monaco contract (GFFN)
Man City closing on securing a new deal for 18 y/o prospect Rico Lewis (CO)
Atletico Madrid ready to pay Kang-in Lee release clause (FE)
Napoli begin search for midfield reinforcements (FI)
Pre-agreed Tottenham deal for Kulusevski could be called off – ‘Much will depend’ on next manager’s plans (SW)
Arsenal lining up a summer move for 20-year-old Ajax defensive prodigy, Devyne Rensch (CO)
Barcelona hoping to extend the contracts of De Jong and Ter Stegen in the coming weeks (FE)
Data Based
Offsides
Footage shows Dimitri Payet slaps Lens coach Yannick Cahuzac (GFFN)
Sources: Rodrygo's home robbed during Copa win (ESPN)
River defeat Boca in fiery Superclásico as mass brawl see 6 sent off (WST)
Man arrested pretending to be Crystal Palace’s owner – Fake ‘sugar daddy’ asking for money (SW)
On The Ball
Coaches Box
West Ham haven’t yet ruled out David Moyes starting next season as manager and winning the Conference League would give his hopes of doing so a huge boost #whufc
— Matt Law (@Matt_Law_DT)
10:38 AM • May 8, 2023
Throw Ins
Championship play-off race: How Sunderland leapfrogged Millwall on dramatic final day (BBC)
Samuel Iling-Junior becomes first English goalscorer for Juventus since World Cup icon (90MIN)
Karim Benzema goes level with Marcelo as the most decorated player in Real Madrid’s history (GFFN)
LA captain Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez angrily puts teammates on blast over Galaxy's abysmal start (DM)
Injury Time
Rankings
Meme Brace
This is why Premier League is the best league in the world.
— Troll Football (@TrollFootball)
9:05 PM • May 8, 2023
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