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A Pidgeon Standing on a Football
Lukaku’s Coppa Italia ban dropped in stand against racism, UEFA urged to increase payments to non-elite European clubs, Agents looking to cash in this summer before new FIFA commissions regulations kick in, Wrexham earn promotion back to EFL, PSG confirm record losses for 21/22 season, Nagelsmann, Zidane, Pochettino, Alonso all on the coaching carousel, and West Ham hold France’s UEFA ranking in their hands.
Football Shirt Friday
It’s Football Shirt Friday, Man United crashes out of the Europa League, U.S., Mexico announce joint 2027 WWC bid, Bayern CEO set to be sacked, UEFA reject Madrid’s CL semi-finals request, Juventus back into top 4 of Serie A, Newcastle’s owners might buy another club, and Chelsea will play Wrexham in the U.S this summer since no one wants to watch them at home.
UpaMaguire 😭 💀
Juventus likely to get 15 points back for time being, Tottenham and Brighton hit with big fines, Eight to stand trial in Maradona’s death, VAR in Premier League improving, LaLiga want refs to take a paycut, Chelsea in panic mode, Messi’s complicated return to Barcelona, Haaland already getting a new deal, City and United defend their badges, and a woman calls in a bomb threat to stop her partner from going to a match.
Hi, my name is Chelsea and I'm an addict
Real Madrid knocked Chelsea out of the Champions League to no one’s surprise, Milan advanced past Napoli as well, Man City and Inter try to move on past Bayern and Benefica today, Miami investment firm interested in Everton buyout, Fans warned about chants during today’s Continental Clasico, LaLiga refs threaten to strike, Neymar returning to Paris soon, Crystal Palace fan gets hit by a bus, and the question everyone’s been asking...who is DIDE?
Super Rare Haaland Pokemon
Man United owners now confident of remaining in control, Juventus has an important week, Everton feeling pressure from rivals, Continental Clasico questions, Boehly has intervention with Chelsea squad, West Ham considering Carrick for HC, Wrexham’s Reynolds wants to buy another team, Roma sack CEO amid probes, Barcelona’s Laporta calls Real Madrid the ‘team of the regime’, and Haaland as a Pokemon.
Zlatan Is A Ninja Now 🥷
MUST tells Glazers they must speed up sale, Leeds owner considering bid for Inter, Mbappe becomes PSG’s all-time leading scorer, issues with getting tickets for the FIFA Women’s World Cup, refs explain uptick in red cards in LaLiga, USMNT Gold Cup draw, Premier League summer series ticket details are out, Apple TV+ sees no growth from MLS season pass, and Zlatan is ready to star in a movie and do his own stunts...because of course he is!
Free Beer For The Fans! 🍻
Premier League makes decision on gambling sponsors, Big financial losses associated with it, Ronaldo’s Al Nassr sacks head coach, Leeds owner wants to sell and buy another team, Tottenham wants Kompany, Mane fined and suspended, Galiter refutes claims, Two Premier League stars brothers get robbed, and a players contract includes free beer for the fans.
Man United Sale Deemed a 'Farce'
Glazers still being greedy, Boehly gets trolled, Bids in for the next two Euro’s, USMNT roster set for upcoming Mexico clash, Valenica fans plan protest, Dates set for 23/24 Premier League season, PSG’s Galtier being investigated, Mane and Sane fight, Tottenham and Brighton charged, and Pogba and Szczesny throw some gang signs.
Liverpool Abandoning Bellingham Bid?
Man City and Inter take their first legs of UCL quarters, Osimhen out of today’s UCL first leg against Milan, CONCACAF reveals Gold Cup host cities, Another round of bids set for Man United sale, Barca planning to renew Xavi, Paratici appeals ban, Nottingham Forest sack director after just six months, Ryan Reynolds buying a house in Wales, and 5 ways to improve the relationship between managers, players, and officials.
Pep Reveals the Secret to Why He's Never Been Sacked
UCL what to watch for and predictions, Leicester have a new manager, PL set to announce summer tour tourney in USA, Inter have a potential takeover suitor, Man United handed fine, Pep compares Haaland to Messi and Ronaldo and reveals why he never been sacked, and an Arsenal player is facing trial for his dog attacking his massage therapist.
Miss Penalty 2023 🤣
Theatre between Wrexham and Notts County, Funds from Chelsea’s sale still frozen from Ukraine, La Liga considering relaxing salary rules this summer, Brazil breakaway league hires US advisor, Burnley break a record on their path to promotion, Athletic Madrid to take on Besiktas in earthquake benefit friendly, and the abhorrent fan behavior around the world continues...ugh
Kylian Saint Germain or Saint Kylian Mbappe?
PSG piss off Mbappe, Mourinho offered FU money by Saudis, Inter CEO wants VAR to stop racist chants, ‘utterly insane’ ticket prices for Man U v Wrexham this summer, Newcastle ready to hand manager Howe big transfer bag, Peacock adding Premier League Data Zone to select matches, EA intros new EA Sports FC branding, the 39 best male players under 21, and Gavi gets caught nutmugging at Vini Jr.